Lawrence - Blue7

PEARL THE TORTURE GIRL

Pearl here, not some impearlsonator.

Where do I sign up?

I want to learn how to torture children to get vital intelligence for our War on Terror!

Speak Easy - Blue7

It is only through child torture that we can win this thing!

I have experience torturing my little sister.

She would be glad to give a reference if it is needed.

Maybe if we torture enough children we can show the world that we have the moral edge and deserve to win this war.

I say, re-elect our President in 2008 so that he can bring torture to less deserving countries!

And I hope he will consider me, when I am a few years older, to run the USA Torture Bureau.
It makes me proud to be an American!

Yes, I want to be Pearl the Torture Girl!

Give me a chance, America! Your pain is my gain!

Love,

Pearl

Peter Ball