Parking in Morocco, Lady K |
WOODY x 2 (DUANE IS DEAD)
woody x weed
woodpecker landed ona thick tree
and did a little dance to the priest
wld a pecker cld
he mighta askt
what the hell allus people
were doin standing by a hole
we didnt beak
woody x beer
when the priest suggested we imitate,
rhythmic sniffs/stand still
u cld hear a single
pebble shift.
o a woodpecker landed!
ona big tree yea-so '
cross-field
holed thru for Duane.
the bird was
big, was hop,
(alotta head) hop hophop plink
'plinkplink' bird feet on fine stemware.
i cld hear the hop hop dance
though i only really felt it,
whole minutes the world
while the train went up from
hard gr/ass/phault,
shook field.
hard hush
my focus
then flapt soundless.
Bree
EXCESSIVE DRINKING.
I had made an agreement
w/ myself, a couple weeks back,
to only drink booze
on special occasions—
So we were on our way
to the dog show & I already
had 7 beers in me &
had grand promises
of more to come.
It was a weird scene,
the dog show that is.
All the dog owners, w/ their
decorative sweaters &
curtain length dresses, had
strange, ostrich gaits, &
seemed to be terribly exhausted
after their little marches
around the child-safe
fence.
All the dogs were done up
like supermodels,
except one.
This one dog, & I don’t know how
this ugly footstool got in, maybe its
owner had connections, but this thing
was a gruesome, turd-brown pug
w/ severe asthma—like those lizards from
Land of the Lost—& it had all sorts of
moldy green gunk around those bug eyes.
Oh, yeah—it was fat.
Circus tent fat.
In fact, the owner had to pull
the dog out on a
beat-up red wagon.
I was the only one that cheered
for that miserable mutt—
that creature hidden in the
basement when company came over.
And later, when I drank
4 more beers, & they awarded
the best in show ribbon to
some stuck-up cocker spaniel—
w/ pink ribbons on its ears, braids
on its plush hair & neatly
painted toenails—
I was ripe w/ anger, &
I hopped the gate & bit
that gorgeous sonabitch
right in the head.
I don’t know much after that,
I guess I blacked out.
But when I’m outta jail, &
if that cocker spaniel survives
the operations, I’m going
to buy that damn pug.
Jason Floyd Williams