HAPPY MONKEY BIRTHDAY

no! this ain't no apeshit,
sherlock. we be ticker talking
tackling official monkey business.

goddam you all to hell,
it's primate party time.

go primal!

this daily organ grind
for chimp change,

these endless glasswall days
of indecision tire swing
banana masturbation tire
swing banana masturbation
tire swing banana masturbation...

by old world
new world
order let's
disorder!

we have got to break the circus cycle.
we have got to birth it here. so
starting here and now
it's happy monkey
birthday!

-if enough of us
start throwing
shit around
eventually
they'll even
have to call it
Shakespeare.

jim d. deuchars

BUNNY BITES IT

oh theres a bunny
(used to be a bunny)
bit it bad there man oh man
tried to cross the road

oh bunny bunny
pancaked along the pavement
stinking of hot tires
and fresh dead fur

your soul rises
onto an express overpass
you had four lucky feet
and look where they got you

its the highway straight to bunny heaven
no dogs no cats no cars allowed no
elmer fudds

lettuce grows bountiful, wild
oh and plenty of other bunnies
you know, cause bunnies are,

well, actually they're rabbits

kimmydb