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I JUST WOKE UP...I HAD THIS DREAM...

There was this cat...it was laying sleeping on an armchair and for some reason I can't remember why ? I thought it was a good idea to cut the back legs and the back half of the cat's body off.  Anyway the cat was sleeping so it didn't feel a thing, for some reason I thought that this was the most efficient way to kill it. By chopping off its back legs in its sleep.

Then to my horror the cat woke up and it started limping across the floor screaming on its front legs with its intestines hanging out. And I thought oh fuck....its in agony, I gotta kill that cat. I gotta finish it off because trying to watch it stay alive with only half a body, was the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. So I cornered it in this little enclosed area, but the area had a lot of obstacles and things to hide under and even on two legs and half a body that cat could move..... I was about to dump a brick on its head and it looked straight up into my face and it opened its mouth and it screamed.

It was then that I realised THAT CAT WAS ME.

Wednesday Kennedy

AMERICAN HAIKU

He woke up so angry,
that he went outside
& strangled
a song bird.

J Williams

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